Major announcement by Apple

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Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that stores and play !music.

The device, named iTit will cost between $399 and $699 depending on cup and speaker size.

This is believed to be a major social break thru as women is always complaining that men just stare at their breasts and not listen to them.

" Sorry mam, I wasn't groping you. I was trying to play Metallica"