3 Categoris of Oral Providers - Which one are you???

I say in the civilian world and provider world there are 3 categoris of girls / providers when it comes to given head, sucking d!ck, etc. etc..

This applies to civilians and providers: - ***Providers...which one are you??*** and be honest because you just may get some sessions booked based on your responses and if you don't deliver, I don't need to tell you how fast word travels. ijs

Category 1
The girl who does not like giving head, says she has gag reflex or whatever else and "if" and "when" she does go downtown..she sucks at it (no pun intended). I will also put the providers who only do CBJ in this category as well (and I never see CBJ girls). And in the civilian world, they are the girls that gett dropped like yesterdays newspaper.

Category 2
The girl who gives a decent BJ depending on her mood and usually how attracted she is to the guy and/or his c@ck. The provider does a decent job at it but it really isn't her "thing" per se but this is a business and she will do her best to make a client happy.
In the civilian world she is the SO who gives head because it is more of what she knows she needs to do and understands she needs to give in order to receive - and ultimately gets dumped as well in time.

Category 3
The girl who is a f-ing oral specialist...not only does she really enjoy giving head but she literally gets off on giving it. So much that she probably enjoys it more than the guy receiving it! Very little to no gag reflex, snowballs, and BBBJCIMNQNS, cum swap etc. You reach down and feel her and she's wet just from having a d!ck in her mouth...
In the civilian world - she is the girl who without you asking will drop to her knees, or blow you in the car or just give you head while watching the game. This girl ends up getting a ring on her finger for a while only to end up divorced later on (but that's a whole other subject).

So - providers BE HONEST what category do you fall in? Inquiring minds want to know...

I LOL'd when I read this! I think that the gentlemen should answer this FOR the ladies. I would imagine the ladies would all classify themselves as a #3!

Truth in advertising? ;-)

Ha....that's why I said..."be honest"...if not, then be damn good at faking it. lol

I LOL'd when I read this! I think that the gentlemen should answer this FOR the ladies. I would imagine the ladies would all classify themselves as a #3!

Truth in advertising? ;-) Originally Posted by vnurse

vnurse......Category 3


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vnurse......Category 3


PS I was not compensated for this endorsement.

PPS I have recently received approval to be a non-partisan rating agency in the United States and it's territories. I even have official looking credentials. Originally Posted by slowmover

i strongly second that motion!!!

#3 for me, I have said many times to guys I can have an orgasm just sucking. I have loved it since my teens and still do. never understood when a guy said " My wife does not do blowjobs," I thought she does not know what she is missing. Got to love it!!! I think a provider would have to enjoy it in this biz and sure we all are 3 in our own ways...

Awesome thread snl! Really looking forward to responses from more ladies. Genuinely intrigued.

mmm this is going to be good

Category 1B are the women who put their heads down there and pretend while actually giving you a hand job.

Yes cant wait to see how this turns out.

Had a GF that was cat3! She loved CIM and swallows! I loved going down on her too!
Still freinds, but sure do miss her!

My former ATF (retired) was a cat3, fantastic sessions!

I'd have to say I'm a hybrid between 2 and 3. I am a 3 in the sense that I truly enjoy it.. but by the OP's qualifications... I'm a 2 in the sense that I don't swallow in hobbyland and I do have a gag reflex. So, lets just say I'm well rounded

Love me a big old 3 but 2's will do - SNL we must be cut from the same mold

I think it is comical to have these 3 classifications. Only met one #3, infamous BJ.

I will take what is behind door number 3 lol
I love it!!!