Spiritual but not Religious

A group of boys are sitting around a puppy dog outside, each boy wants the same thing. They agree that the boy who can tell the biggest lie gets to keep the dog. Hours later they’re all still there staring at the dog when a preacher walks by . He stops and asks “what are you boys doing there with that dog?” The oldest one looks up and tells father, “whoever can tell the biggest lie gets to keep that there dog.” The preacher pulls his glasses down and stares him the in eye, “son when I was a boy I didn’t go around telling lies” Boy huffs and looks at his friends, “Give him the dog!”

Lol love it!

A little boy noticed his neighbor the preacher trying and trying to start his lawnmower. Finally the boy went over and said, you should try what my daddy does. What's that, asked the preacher? My daddy gives it a good cussing and it works everytime. The preacher replied, I don't think I remember any of those words. The boy said, keep trying, it will come back to you.

That’s funny !

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Lol

Just for shits and giggles