Good news, bad news.
I have an excellent reason to retire (or at least go so much into low volume I can reclaim virginity).
My youngest is graduating after her Junior year of HS and has been accepted to a private university. Nothing makes me more proud.
My hobby money is to be diverted to slow the rate at which she goes into debt.
I have a few engagements scheduled between now and the 14th of April that I plan to keep and one Aunt Flo farewell in 2-3 months; but, my fun will be done approximately six months after discovering this wonderful world.
Thank you again to the community for letting me know what I've been missing and thank you ladies for sharing with me so that I won't fade out wondering what I had denied my favorite little friend.