Encounter: Lanna Thai

Date: 5/3/23
Name: Sophie
Phone: 713-521-0978
Email Address: https://www.authenticlannathaimassage.com/
URL / Website: -
City: Houston
State: Texas
Address: 1232 W Gray St
Activities: 10 mins of frustration and pain
Hair Length and Color: Shoulder length, black
Age: 50
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: Asian
Physical Description: Ugly, frumpy, no ass, belly pooch, small tits
Recommendation:Hell Fucking NO
Pyle1's Avatar
  • Pyle1
  • 05-04-2023, 07:14 PM
I think I know where you went wrong Bowser. You forget to stimulate your ladie's titties. You know, if they are not too sensitive and she likes it.
I think I know where you went wrong Bowser. You forget to stimulate your ladie's titties. You know, if they are not too sensitive and she likes it. Originally Posted by Pyle1
Oh damn, how could I have possibly forgotten such awesome advice?!
This girls are the most delusional in the industry. They give a C+ massage, complain all the time, want the highest tips, and provide the lousiest service. The entitlement here is high, and the end result is extremely limited.
I would've saved you the trouble if you asked me ahead of time.
Michael8219's Avatar
Sounds like the Karl Malone or Bill Laimbeer of the amps
Damn and here I was about to go tomorrow. Thanks for saving me a trip!
I would've saved you the trouble if you asked me ahead of time. Originally Posted by pumpernickel
Note to self: Ask pumpernickel first before going anywhere.

SMH
Davorpain's Avatar
Originally Posted by Davorpain
Michael8219's Avatar
Note to self: Ask pumpernickel first before going anywhere.

SMH Originally Posted by Bowser98
Just in these necks of the woods.
Thedman67's Avatar
Interesting. I've had nothing but good experiences here, but never had this therapist.