Providers Orasms

Who can give the most orgasms. Wins.
Any takers?

Swing... and a miss, a big, big miss!

Lol. Welcome back rick.

Orasms??

Gee, I think you're missing a G spot.

Well, there was this one time I had my dick down this chick's throat and I was finger-banging her, and she had a butt plug in, and I was finger-banging her like crazy, and she had this incredible orgasm, but she couldn't scream because she had a mouthful of dick, and she was allergic to the shaving cream I had used to manscape, so she sneezed and squirted and at that exact instant, I came and the butt plug blew out her ass and broke a shot glass in the kitchen that was full of tequila.

That sounds as frustrating as a 3-legged dog trying to bury a turd on an icy lake

Best one i've seen was with a threesome between two Bi Ladies that were really into each other.