The Good, The Bad , and The Wierd... Bedtime Stories!

Ok.. So I was just thinking
How about some Dirty Talk!

The Good, The Bad, and The Wierd..
Bedtime Stories..

Share with me some of your craziest experiences..

Pictures or it didn't happen!


I have 3 holes, 2 hands , and yes even feet..

The Good for me would include either of the above done to me.

The Bad... My eyes being shot out by flying projectiles.

The Wierd for me.. out of all the limbs on my body..
I had managed to get my kneecaps some nookie.

I'll bite...please elaborate on the kneecap nookie???

Think of high arches on a foot or two hands cupped together..
Then imagine 2 knees as he is the one on top..

Thank you for playing along..
True Story though

The good: in the four years I have been engaged in the hobby, I have had more than 150 women suck my dick. I have enjoyed and appreciated every single kiss, lick and slurp that I have received. It just doesn't get much better than that.

The bad: the bad is that I didn't start this hobby life about 20 years ago!

The weird: when I first got started in the hobby I was in NYC. I asked the provider to bring a toy. ( I was just starting out and I had something in mind like a dildo or vibrator). She shows up with a bridle, a bit, an ass plug with a horses tail attached to it, and a crop. She shoves the butt plug up her ass, puts the bridle and bit in her mouth and tells me to ride her like a horse all around my apartment. She was maybe 5'1" tall and weighed 105. (Found out later she was a trapeze artist) I am 6'3" tall and weigh 225. But I got on her back, whipped her ass with the crop, and rode her all over my apartment, The more I rode her and hit her with the crop, the more turned on she got.
We then fucked in every position known to man and she ended the night fucking my toes. That's right she started by sticking my big toe up her pussy and eventually had half my foot up her pussy (I wear a size 13 shoe) and fucked my foot until she had the most incredible orgasm I have ever witnessed. One incredibly weird evening.

Holy phuck Gbfsl !!!!!

You win. Period. End of story.

Think of high arches on a foot or two hands cupped together..
Then imagine 2 knees as he is the one on top..

Thank you for playing along..
True Story though Originally Posted by melannie_star

Ahhhh ok, had flashes from the movie Crash (1996) but yours ^^^ is leaps and bounds better.

Holy phuck Gbfsl !!!!!

You win. Period. End of story.

Originally Posted by milfy2002

Thank you, MILFY. I have traveled and hobbied a lot around Asia and Europe and have done enough weird shit to fill a book of weird sexual bedtime stories. But this one crazy evening stands out and I didn't even have to leave the good old US of A!

Funny thing when the night was over she told me my toenails were a little long. I told her if I had known that my toes would end up in her vagina before the night was over I would have gladly gotten a pedicure. Every since that night I get pedicures and manicures on a regular basis. You just never know what is going to happen in a session.
What a beautiful world!

was her name Angel, blond with lots of tattoos by any chance ?

GBFSL I love your spirit! LOL..

The toe in her vagina reminds me of the time I put a Condom
on my foot.. Guess where I stuck it..

Not Joking..
True Story!

was her name Angel, blond with lots of tattoos by any chance ? Originally Posted by danfunseeker

Her name is Diana Love. She is still providing in NY. In her 40's and still very fit and very hot .

GBFSL I love your spirit! LOL..

The toe in her vagina reminds me of the time I put a Condom
on my foot.. Guess where I stuck it..

Not Joking..
True Story! Originally Posted by melannie_star

Hey, if we're not here to experiment, try all life has to offer, and have fun....why bother?

PS I love your spirit too.

That is correct..
Enjoying the Moment and feeling comfortable with one another can open ones kinky mind to Explore and do more!

I had did a new position the other night on a man who could lift me over his head easy..
Yet my legs didn't fit quite around him..
I'm 5'2.. LOL
He asked me what I called it..
I am still trying to figure it out.
I may have to do some reading

[QUOTE=melannie_star;1058693101]That is correct..
Enjoying the Moment and feeling comfortable with one another can open ones kinky mind to Explore and do more! [QUOTE]

I'm counting on this.

We will see what I can pull out of the Hat..
Vinny I am looking forward to your trip to Texas!

These are the first that come to mind

The good: a gent made some nifty DIY kinky implements including nipple torture devices and a breast torture rack and I had the honor of being the first to try them out.

The weird: playing with a friend who was dressed in a full latex tuxedo. Initially, I was blindfolded so my other senses were heightened. He instructed me to approach him, then he poured coconut oil in my hands and had me rub him all over while he was still wearing his suit. The pants were ass-less chaps that were also open in the front. Besides blowing him and giving him a prostate massage, the rest of his body was covered for the duration of our date. He was a lanky fellow who was over 6' so seeing him in his outfit was quite a sight.