Appointment

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps
his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over
and says: I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I
want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This
time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

Like Ron White says," you don't shut down the amusement park just because the roller coaster is broke".

I'll bet hubby was prepared with a bottle of Excedrin too, just in case!

Lol good one SNL! : )