Hurt feelings report

LMAO this is funny. Austin coed needs this.

LMAO this is funny. Austin coed needs this. Originally Posted by SweetArielRae

Oh yeah.

Political thread also.

Originally Posted by slickahhughs

Totally SHARED this with Denver

Military chaplains back when issued "pity cards" while some topkicks (first sergeants) had TS cards.

If you got enough punches (on the card) it was usually good for a cup of cawfee at the chaplain's office.

These days, TOFTT t-shirts usually suffice.

But, for those who thrive on visuals:

Dateless Valentine's Day:

Military chaplains back when issued "pity cards" while some topkicks (first sergeants) had TS cards.

If you got enough punches (on the card) it was usually good for a cup of cawfee at the chaplain's office.

These days, TOFTT t-shirts usually suffice.

But, for those who thrive on visuals:

Dateless Valentine's Day:






Originally Posted by ck1942

At the JWTC ft Davis the canal zone Winston l Olson was the base commander ,

LT COL Gildoni ran the special operations JOTC ,

NOT to implicate anyone but somebody was driving a jeep that had security clearance and the need to know at any check point ,well that guy driving the jeep drove right by the base commander at 40 mph while the full bird was getting into his drivers car and forgot to salute old droopy eyes .

Jeep driver no shirt on , a LT, helmet on with a fifth of some good Kentucky whiskey between his knees .

Didn't make it to next check point and was told couldn't go through ,

But I have the kneed to know you can not and will not restrict my path the 1st sergeant was told by the jeep driver ,

Just as the Base commander rolls up and of course I did not salute [ you see simply at the JOTC no rank is recognized ] But not to salute the JWTC, Base commander

Well mister some explesitive forth right shit came out and Mr jeep driver was in so much shit that the only place was allowed to go was the chaplains,

Now the Chaplin was a good old Irish Catholic who liked his booze same as the jeep driver ,

Olson came into the chaplains office some 9 hours later ,

Instantly the padre stands up and says to the COL,

Well it's about time , here for that deep down confession we talked about on the phone yesterday aren't you col??

Now is the only time I have to hear it but of course your jeep driven foul mouthed commando there will be privy to what you explain since he is not permitted to leave and return to his attachment with out your permission .

I will finish the story in a couple hours

I want to know what happened to that "fifth of some good Kentucky whiskey".

I want to know what happened to that "fifth of some good Kentucky whiskey". Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter

Sorry got distracted last night , working on [Electronics]

Telex tactical 95 watt fm transmitor and receiver and CPE INFRASTRUCTURE WITH OMNI DIRECTION AND sat and 802.11 etc etc

Heh,

Next time you're in kc you pick up a bar tab for losing that 5th to the mps.

Heh,

Next time you're in kc you pick up a bar tab for losing that 5th to the mps. Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter

I will be more than happy to pick up bar tab

MP didnt get booze ,

Chaplin , COL, LT COL , and jeep driver drank it together playing PINOCHLE almost 20 hours straight .

Chaplin got all up in the COL about his un heart felt confession and didnt feel he was heartfully sorry so his penence was 365 deckets of rosary and he had to say them before he left are let jeep driver off the hook and get drunk and play cards

Then i got caught in the admirals bed fucking his just turned 18 year old daughter by him his self

A very very very famouse admiral 2

FOX !

DD 214 whats that ? you think i even exist after that --GOOD ONE !!!