... into the woods at sunset. The boy looks up at the pedophile & says, "Gee mister, I sure am scared of the woods after dark." The pedophile looks down at the boy & says, "How do you think I feel? I have to leave these woods alone!"
A Priest and a Rabbi are walking doen the street and see a young boy. The Priest says, 'there's a cute young boy, let's fuck him', to which the Rabbi responds 'Out of what?'