I'm sitting here eating my lunch in my office, watching Happenning Now.Good thing we ain't loggers like Assup...
Ari Fleischer is talking about the problem of the President hiring relatives
One point was, if that close relative gets into a fix, it might be more difficult to address the situation.
At the end of the segment, when ask if it would be OK if they never got into any compromising positions?
His answer..."in Washington, every body takes their turn in the barrel"
I wonder how many viewers know what that little quip means.
This logger gets assigned to a remote lumber camp. He works hard and makes friends easily enough, and things are going just fine for a while. There's a bar and darts and TV and all, and plenty of ways for the guys to keep themselves amused in the long northern nights.
However, after some time goes by, there's one thing the guy wants that he can't find in the camp--sex. He mentions to his best friend there and the friend smiles and says, "You're not the first one who misses that! Come behind Cabin Six on Saturday night and I'll show you something".
The guy shows up, nervous but curious, that Saturday to see his friend standing beside a barrel, zipping up his fly. The friend smiles at him and says, "OK, just stick your cock in the barrel and you'll be happy. Go ahead, try it." The friend walks away and after some internal debate, the guy unzips, sticks himself in the barrel, and gets the best blow job he's ever had.
Next Saturday, the same thing happens. A steady stream of guys makes their way to behind Cabin Six and the new guy gets into the routine.
A couple of weeks later, the guy gets the courage to thank his friend for the tip. His friend smiles and says, "Isn't it great? You can visit every weekend. Oh, except for three weeks from now."
"Why not?"
"Because that's your turn in the barrel."
