Man Where Is This F*king Storm

A yo. I loaded up on 100 extra buckshot / shells for my fucking 12 Gauge shotty; wishing a negro or caucasian would try to break in. Pulled out the war paint for my under eye armor. Sharpened my Rambo knives and dusted off the Cross Bow. Bought an extra bottle of that Barack Obama Special 44 Hennessy, got the generator dusted off, downloaded the profiles of all the ECCIE ladies into my own database and charged up all the trap phones... started the pot roast to cooking.

Now where is this fuckin storm.

A yo. I loaded up on 100 extra buckshot / shells for my fucking 12 Gauge shotty; wishing a negro or caucasian would try to break in. Pulled out the war paint for my under eye armor. Sharpened my Rambo knives and dusted off the Cross Bow. Bought an extra bottle of that Barack Obama Special 44 Hennessy, got the generator dusted off, downloaded the profiles of all the ECCIE ladies into my own database and charged up all the trap phones... started the pot roast to cooking.

Now where is this fuckin storm. Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

You're missing the lipstick and heels.


(But the pot roast is a good idea......)

Puddles does not sound pleased.

I'm all prepared over here w/food water etc and looks like Harvey changed his mind.
It's sunny where I am

There are no words to express how annoyed I am right now. I made so many preparations, both work and personal. Between groceries, supplies and help I had to hire yesterday to take the canopies down at my business, I'm out about a grand, and of course, that does not include all the hours of my time I spent (wasted). Plus, apparently my toddlers school is still closed on Monday, what the fucking fuck!!!!!!

You all sooooooo impatient. That fast-food mentality is kicking in.

There are no words to express how annoyed I am right now. I made so many preparations, both work and personal. Between groceries, supplies and help I had to hire yesterday to take the canopies down at my business, I'm out about a grand, and of course, that does not include all the hours of my time I spent (wasted). Plus, apparently my toddlers school is still closed on Monday, what the fucking fuck!!!!!! Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde

You're irritated because (so far) we in Houston have slood between the cracks in a good way (for a change)? OK.

I know its bit ungrateful isn't it. Besides I thought our big time was supposed to be Monday.

The bad storms usually show up out of nowhere. This storm improved ratings for the weather channel.

There are no words to express how annoyed I am right now. I made so many preparations, both work and personal. Between groceries, supplies and help I had to hire yesterday to take the canopies down at my business, I'm out about a grand, and of course, that does not include all the hours of my time I spent (wasted). Plus, apparently my toddlers school is still closed on Monday, what the fucking fuck!!!!!! Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde

Yup.... Sounds about right. I'm pissed too.

You're irritated because (so far) we in Houston have slood between the cracks in a good way (for a change)? OK. Originally Posted by Don T. Lukbak

Yes

I actually love rough, wet, weather. I was outside last night until probably 3am.

Edited to add: I'm also stuck with an old grumpy man right now (who does not mix well with a toddler and only watches the TV with the volume on max) and have been for the past 24 hours, so that may be effecting my mood a bit. I just gave him a hint that we should take him home, but it seems as if the hint didn't land.

The bad storms usually show up out of nowhere. This storm improved ratings for the weather channel. Originally Posted by WolfWhistle

I agree. The sad part is, the next time when shit is really going to hit the fan, everyone is going to be ho-hum about it because of this event.

Even though everyone keeps talking about Monday, as of now, I'm listing Harvey as a NCNS.

I know its bit ungrateful isn't it. Besides I thought our big time was supposed to be Monday. Originally Posted by Trey

The storm hit Houston on Saturday. Storms lose strength over time and especially when they hit land.

It's going to get pretty bad around 10 pm.
Snap!

I agree. The sad part is, the next time when shit is really going to hit the fan, everyone is going to be ho-hum about it because of this event.

Even though everyone keeps talking about Monday, as of now, I'm listing Harvey as a NCNS. Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde

You really can't prepare for these hidden storms. You have to get use to the idea that flooding will happen regularly in "flat" and poorly designed infrastructures, such as Houston.