Ted Cruz stupid beard

VitaMan's Avatar
Besides being a flunky for Trump, his beard looks ridiculous.
Strokey_McDingDong's Avatar
I think he's HOT
ive never cared for a beard on anyone

especially a girlfriend

my theory however is that men grow beards to cover some perceived flaw in their looks that they alone see

much like only you, yourself, can detect if you are having either a bad or good hair day, no one else usually notices or even cares to notice

this brings to mind an old story about J.E.B. Stuart - it was said of him that he was among the rarest of men, a man for whom a beard improved his looks

maybe it was a weak chin

bambino's Avatar
At least he can grow one. Eric Fartswell’s beard is wimpy. Just like him.
Strokey_McDingDong's Avatar
Idk man. Shaving is kind of painful. If my beard didn't look like complete shit, I'd def grow it out to avoid rubbing a razor blade on my face.
LexusLover's Avatar
Besides being a flunky for Trump, his beard looks ridiculous. Originally Posted by VitaMan
Are you upset because he's smarter than you are?
Yssup Rider's Avatar
Merkin
Twit head slammed his wife and father. Now the no intergrity Cruz is on his knees. can't get enough of sukn the orange mushroom. It's not business...its political survival for a Texas idiot. Texas can be really really stupid and pax needs pardons
I think he's HOT Originally Posted by Strokey_McDingDong
You would.

Are you upset because he's smarter than you are? Originally Posted by LexusLover
This is really fucking lame even for you corvair loser. I would insert "come on -- you're better than that" here. But I know that is so not true.

Face facts chump. Ted Cruz is a weaselly fucking pussy. And you are a complete fucking idiot.

And no -- he isn't smarter than anybody. With the probable exception of you
matchingmole's Avatar
Trump needs to grow a long beard to cover up his pussy neck...