I love Jews more than ever lately, especially the orthodox Jew women. Not all of them, but some of them. Specifically the thin ones with dark hair and blue eyes. These women are often better looking than 100% of the nasty broads renting their wet, flabby asses in upstate.
A top notch orthodox Jew women is to a top shelf upstate whore as a top shelf upstate whore is to Janet Yellen.
Originally Posted by Next Best Thing
Genius. Best laugh I've had all week. You must have killed the SAT analogy section.
Minor Quibble: Orthodox women wear wigs. But, I'd take a bald Orthodox woman over any Skip skank anytime.