Bidets.

I used to think that bidets were all expensive stand-alone units or built into high-end commodes, but I just finished installing an inexpensive bolt-on unit I bought on Amazon and it's working like a champ. My septic tank will never have another wet wipe flushed into it.

Can you post Amazon link?

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...ilpage_o02_s00

ive often wondered about something like that. cold water shooting up the pooper could be an eye opener. lol
that could turn into someone spending alot of extra time on the throne if it begins to feel too good.....lol

I got one too! My life will never be the same!

They're weird at first but once you get used to it and you don't have one you feel like a filthy savage.