LittleJoe's Personal Want Ad

In addition to my various “traditional” short-term affairs and long-term relationships, I’ve met women from sites such as this, and even briefly pursued a couple “Sugar Daddy/Sugar Baby” sites in search of “that something extra”. Individually, these meetings have been great experiences with remarkable ladies (with a couple exceptions). However, as a whole, I find that I am still lacking “that something extra”.

Following a lead from previous posts by others on this site, I have decided to describe my ideal secret tryst companion in the hopes of having someone contact me. So in essence this is a “want ad” or “personal ad” for such a companion. I realize that being in South Texas will limit potential responses, but I figured it’s worth a try. Keep in mind this is not a solicitation for services, but simply an expression of my wants and desires. If any ladies feel they are compatible with these wants, I hope they will contact me so we can discuss mutual interests.

I’d like to meet 3 times a month (give or take): two short dates (1 hr to 90 minutes) and one long date (4 hours to all night). Perhaps we could agree on a set compensation and reimbursement for expenses for each month, to be given in advance for the month. And I’ve always believed that superb performance merits (significant) appreciation bonuses from time to time. I certainly don’t expect exclusivity – you have your own life and schedule that needs to be considered.

None of these are absolutes or deal-breakers, and certainly not all can or should be done in a single session. These describe the ideal companion, who I have no right to actually expect to find. I am certainly not anybody’s ideal companion. I am simply a professional gentleman with some extra time and money available. It is extremely unlikely that any one person will be able to meet all these desires and expectations – but if you understand what I’m trying to communicate, and believe you can create the experiences I describe, then I hope to hear from you.

Here goes.....

1) Balance of youth and maturity. Young in appearance and attitude, but mature enough to avoid drama. Playful yet emotionally secure and stable. I must admit that in the past more mature ladies have provided better experiences, but for now I want to experience youth. I want to feel young again. So in some ways, younger is generally better.

2) Eye-candy. Visual stimulation is extremely important. I want to devour your body with my eyes. I love the female form. If I was to build a woman (à la “Weird Science”), she would be short-to-medium height, have small and pert breasts, a tight ass, and shapely legs leading to cute feet. Another reason why younger is generally better.

3) Playful and open-minded. Variety is the spice of life. For safety (and other) reasons I’d like to stay with one companion, so that variety must come in the form of differing activities. Role-playing. Dress-up. Toys. Fetishes. Maybe I deserve a spanking. Maybe you’re pissed at men and want to spank me regardless of if I deserve it or not. Warm, sticky foods. Body painting. Porn. Candlelight. You think of some things…..

4) Seduce and tease me. Make me want it. Undress slowly. Keep your private parts hidden, making me hope for glimpses that I can savor. Do I have to beg for you? More challenging and delayed goals make the achievement of those goals even sweeter. You are to be desired and pursued, not taken for granted. This opens up many role-playing opportunities: you’re the college co-ed or the cheerleader I’ve been lusting after, or my friend’s wife who I’ve been spying on.

5) Dress the part. This is an integral component of the above-mentioned eye-candy, role playing, fetishes, seduction, and teasing. Conservative/normal outfits are appropriate for coming to and from a meeting, but something else may be called for behind closed doors. Or how about arriving in a full-length coat, only for me to discover there is nothing underneath? I love high heels, especially with straps (do your feet need to be worshipped?). Wedding lingerie is a huge turn on. Is there a particular outfit you'd like me to get you?

6) Proper understanding of our relationship. Thus is ultimately a business arrangement with mutual benefits. I get what I desire, you get what you desire. I don’t need to be lied to and told I am the best lover who can satisfy you like no other. While I hope you get to have fun too, and I am willing to do accommodate your requests and needs, this is about me (sorry if I sound like a selfish bastard). We are each getting different things from the arrangement. If we need to discuss something from a business perspective, then let’s do so openly and clearly. We have no outside claims on each other. Discretion is crucial.

7) Safe and secure. No risky or illegal behavior. No drugs. Again, discretion is crucial. Honestly, this should be self-explanatory.


So, how ridiculous am I? Did I just scare away all the ladies? I welcome input from both men and women, either by posting here or PM/e-mail.

If nothing else, you can’t say I was afraid to ask for what I really want.

Didn't he just describe every man's "perfect" woman?? lol I think that is what you all want in general... attractive, intelligent, good in bed, discreet, no drama and a fun personality? Come to think of it; I think he described what most people want in a partner.

While very detailed.. still very broad Joe. I think their are SEVERAL woman on ECCIE that fit that description.

Didn't he just describe every man's "perfect" woman?? lol I think that is what you all want in general... attractive, intelligent, good in bed, discreet, no drama and a fun personality? . Originally Posted by Naughty_Jezabelle

I guess to a large extent it is a general description, although I was trying to capture a certain attitude that I really haven't encountered so far.

So maybe repeated visits over time - which should allow us to get confortable with each other and do a variety of things - would give me what I want. Is that more important than focusing on finding the "right" lady?