Boudreaux
Boudreaux suddenly quit drinking, took hisself a bath, quit chasing da women, and quit his poker an bourre games. He started cutting de grass around the church, even painted it and was faithful to be first to attend on Sundays!
Father Thibodeaux asked him what about dis wonderful change that had done overtook him. Boudreaux explained, "I heard "Crisis in the Gulf" and if he’s dat close, I wanna to be good to go
I was wondering what angle Boudreaux was working. Nice punch line.