Another Chicken Joke

A farmer walks into his house with a chicken under his arm. His wife is sitting at the table and he announces, "This is the pig I have been fucking!"

The farmer's wife looks up and says, "You stupid-ass, that's a chicken you have under your arm."

The farmer replies, "I wasn't talking to you."

A hen went up to god in the Garden one day. "HAY God! We need to talk!" said the hen.
"Whats wrong?" said God.
The hen replies "Look, I know your perfect and all and you made us the way we are for a reason, but can you do me a favor?"
"Sure" God replied. "What is it?"
" Either make my ass bigger or these damn eggs smaller, please!"

@Randy~That's super messed up.