3 women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stiletto's and mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet again...
The engaged girlfriend: 'when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 6inch stilettos and mask. He saw me he said: 'you are the woman of my life, I love you'...then we made love all night long!
The mistress: Ah! Me too, I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the same thing but under a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat, he did not say anything, but we had wild sex all night!
The married one: 'Well I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes...my husband comes back from work, opens the door and says:
'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?
- Sweet N Little
- 05-09-2011, 09:47 PM
- OldGrump
- 05-10-2011, 12:35 AM
LOL. The poor married guy just validated my signature line.
- Bull149
- 05-10-2011, 06:51 AM
OG, your signature line makes me wonder. If we kept the marriage relationship on a cash basis would it keep them more like the GF or Mistress? Just Wondering
- SimoneLove
- 05-10-2011, 10:27 AM
Tooo funny lol
- Selena Romano
- 05-10-2011, 12:34 PM
You did good on this one Thanks for the laugh