I am no provider thus, will not swoon at your avatar or flirt with you. However I am glad you are here happy posting!
FYI- just so you know the Irish only the 4th coolest people in the world, right behind the Scots, Welsh and English. They did however finish well ahead of the rest of the empire.
Do your best. There is some fucking German guy with hilarious avatars. You will find yours soon enough. Again good luck and happy posting! Cheers Mate!