99 reasons hookers are better than strippers

After spending the afternoon at a local strip club, I have come to the realization that hookers are far and above more evolved and honest humans. I will start with the reasons I think so, with the hope that others will chime in with their own musings.

1. strippers not only think they are better than hookers, they think they are better than them men that visit such clubs.

2. strippers only pretend to have sex with you, hookers actually do. (thank you)

3. strippers give you 3 minutes of their attention, hookers give you at least 30 minutes, usually more.

4. blow jobs....., hookers 1, strippers 0. no disrespect to those on the strip club review thread that would argue to the contrary, but I ain't ever seen it.

5.With hookers, you know how much it's going to cost you up front, with strippers, it how much you have in your wallet/atm.

6. Did I mention that hookers with actually have sex with you, and most of them are really good at it? Strippers, not so much.......

That's all I have, mostly, I just want to say thank you, I truly do appreciate everything you do for us......

OK, so how much money did you have in your wallet/atm when you entered the club today?

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OK, so how much money did you have in your wallet/atm when you entered the club today?

z Originally Posted by ztonk

LOL!

It does sound like a $400 blue balls afternoon.

With a hooked you rarely see that guy at the bar that the stripper says is her brother.

I think Whispers might have some decent rebuttals to this thread.

OK, so how much money did you have in your wallet/atm when you entered the club today?

z Originally Posted by ztonk

I think we know how much money he had when he left :-)

You owe us 93 Reasons, but probably just like in the Strip Club ... you ran out ...

OK, so how much money did you have in your wallet/atm when you entered the club today?

z Originally Posted by ztonk

Definitely needs to be asked to add perspective.....

LOL!

It does sound like a $400 blue balls afternoon. Originally Posted by Toyz

yeah.... My immediate guess is he spent more than he would have needed to to just get laid...

I think Whispers might have some decent rebuttals to this thread. Originally Posted by Listener

Ya think?

I think we know how much money he had when he left :-) Originally Posted by JJones

YUP!

After spending the afternoon at a local strip club, I have come to the realization that hookers are far and above more evolved and honest humans. I will start with the reasons I think so, with the hope that others will chime in with their own musings.

1. strippers not only think they are better than hookers, they think they are better than then the men that visit such clubs. There are those that do. Every profession has some that are jaded..... There are many REAL, Down to Earth gals that strip as well and are not judgemental

2. strippers only pretend to have sex with you, hookers actually do. (thank you) hmmmm...... If my dick is inside a stripper...... how is that pretend? I've fucked a few hundred of them over the years as well as married one.

3. strippers give you 3 minutes of their attention, hookers give you at least 30 minutes, usually more. I've had gals sit with me for hours, go to lunch, dinner and breakfast with me hundreds of times and never charge me for the privelege of doing so. There have been a few hookers over the years that did the same but no where near the number.

4. blow jobs....., hookers 1, strippers 0. no disrespect to those on the strip club review thread that would argue to the contrary, but I ain't ever seen it. Hence your frustration and this thread....In any given week a hundred or more dicks get sucked in Austin clubs sir....Look harder..

5.With hookers, you know how much it's going to cost you up front, with strippers, it how much you have in your wallet/atm. Only if you are not experienced and will not bother to learn.,.....

6. Did I mention that hookers with actually have sex with you, and most of them are really good at it? Strippers, not so much...... Ok... On this point I will give you that hookers CAN be a better fuck than the average stripper..... They should after all..... It's what they do for a living..... Personally I've seldom not enjoyed fucking a stripper.... I've been more disappointed in hookers as I expected more probably.... A problem with strippers is that they move MUCH better than they fuck and it can be a let down....

But take 10 hookers and put them on a stage in 6" spiked heels ....... and 10 strippers on their backs with their legs spread and I think the Strippers come out the better value and will put on the better show!

That's all I have, mostly, I just want to say thank you, I truly do appreciate everything you do for us...... Originally Posted by Forever423

I won't take anything away from the local hookers..... just had to speak up for the strippers a bit..Shit.,.... I can admit to knowing a few hookers that liek to JOIN me at the strip clubs on occasion!.

With a hooked you rarely see that guy at the bar that the stripper says is her brother. Originally Posted by holdmybeerwatchthis

But with strippers you do see the loser boyfriend or loser husband that has no ambition to keep the stripper from stripping if the stripper does not want to strip. A little knowledge to the OP. Most strippers are hookers. It is just once outside the club the loser boyfriend or loser sugardaddy becomes the pimp.
(staff edit; let's keep the premium content private; ztonk)

not to be a smart ass OP, but how long did it take you to see this? When I was 25 I figured out Strippers are nothing but thieves!

Getting my ringside seat for what is about to begin!

To answer your questions, I only spent $100 on dances over a two hour period, and all the girls were fine, I've been to strip clubs enough over the years to know what to expect. I think what set me off was that I haven't been to a club since I started hobbying 6 months ago, and have become spoiled by our local provider community. I really wasn't as angry as my post made me sound, mostly surprised how my perspective on strip clubs has changed. I had mostly had a great time whenever I went. Pretending to have sex just isn't something that interests me anymore.

To answer your questions, I only spent $100 on dances over a two hour period, and all the girls were fine, I've been to strip clubs enough over the years to know what to expect. I think what set me off was that I haven't been to a club since I started hobbying 6 months ago, and have become spoiled by our local provider community. I really wasn't as angry as my post made me sound, mostly surprised how my perspective on strip clubs has changed. I had mostly had a great time whenever I went. Pretending to have sex just isn't something that interests me anymore. Originally Posted by Forever423

That's understandable. Of course if you take the Whispers "How to Lease a Tease" course 101 you can turn those fine young chickadees into comparatively lower cost SB's.

Buy him a few drinks and maybe he'll offer up some free advice. Clearly he knows a few things most mongers haven't yet figured out about strippers.

I did find his comment regarding strippers not being the best fucks to be very enlightening. It makes perfect sense yet it's not something the average Joe would have ever considered before blowing thousands at strip clubs.

I've personally never seen much logic in strip clubs as they remind me of an old joke analogy I once heard by comedian John Leguizamo.

"Strip clubs are like a starving man walking into a restaurant and having a delicious looking roast chicken set on the table before him. All he can do is drool, stick a bill in it's ass and say Damn you look good enough to eat. I bet you'd go great with gravy!"

I think Whispers might have some decent rebuttals to this thread. Originally Posted by Listener

oh God, puhleeze no!!! and don't say his name 3 times...

But with strippers you do see the loser boyfriend or loser husband that has no ambition to keep the stripper from stripping if the stripper does not want to strip. A little knowledge to the OP. Most strippers are hookers. It is just once outside the club the loser boyfriend or loser sugardaddy becomes the pimp. Originally Posted by ThekNight

I won't discuss anything alleged to have happened in the Locker Room here in CoEd.....

That's understandable. Of course if you take the Whispers "How to Lease a Tease" course 101 you can turn those fine young chickadees into comparatively lower cost SB's.

Buy him a few drinks and maybe he'll offer up some free advice. Clearly he knows a few things most mongers haven't yet figured out about strippers.

I did find his comment regarding strippers not being the best fucks to be very enlightening. It makes perfect sense yet it's not something the average Joe would have ever considered before blowing thousands at strip clubs. Originally Posted by Listener

"How to Lease a Tease"... I like that.... Can I use it for the title of a thread?....

There are not really that BAD as fucks but you see a gal that moves on stage or in a lap dance in such an incredibly sexy manner. It;s a disapointment when they can't duplicate it between the sheets...

oh God, puhleeze no!!! and don't say his name 3 times... Originally Posted by nuglet

LOL!