Lets have some fun Coed Style

I have noticed of late we have had some serious topics. Looking to lighten the mood. Two threads had me Nostalgic and Koolaid Smile. SO it got me to thinking any thing that has happenned to you when reflecting back makes you laugh be it civie or hobby related. One of my funniest moments was dancing. Yes growing up I was Carlton so says my friends. I am proud to say that is no longer the case

My other scenario was attempting my first kiss. I rememebr like it was yesterday. It was elementary school fifth grade. We decided to kiss on 3. Well we closed our eyes and on count 3 we hit our heads Tom N Jerry style ouch

Let's see if we can just have fun with this thread. Please no need for judgement just present your scenarios. Who knows maybe some amongst could use a laugh

When I was little, my mom use to take me to school everyday even though I only lived right around the block! She loves to tell me how I use to scream in the backseat "Mom I'm gonna be retarded if I'm late to school"....needless to say I meant Tardy!

Maybe I should of rode the short bus....

Taylor, no way you should of rode the short bus with that body!
You can however come ride this short bus!


I was 13 and sucking on my first boob, maybe a little to hard! She slapped the back of my head to slow me down, which made me bit down and bit her nipple pretty hard! Ran into her ten years ago, still has a scar!

Sixth grade in Italy...shooting hoops with a buddy on a Sunday in the outdoor schoolyard. A couple of nice-looking Italian girls wander up to the fence, talking and giggling. My friend knew Italian and the look on his face prompted me to ask: "What are they saying?"

"Uhhhhh, they're whores and they want us to fuck 'em."

Me: "What's a whore?" Damn I wish I was smarter back then...nice-looking girls, too.

if we all knew then what we know now in our later years, wow what an outstanding life it could have been. Oh to do it over !!!

While in high school and at age 17, I was delivering pizzas to make some extra money. One evening on a delivery, a good lookin' MILF hottie with long jet black hair and very fair skin answered her door wearing only lacy red baby doll lingerie. She smiled and asked if I wanted to come in, meanwhile making it clear what was in store for me. Hey, I was only 17 and was somehow deluded into thinking that making money delivering pizzas was more important than paying for the $10 pizza out of my own pocket and having sex with this hot customer. I told the pretty lady that I couldn't come in because I needed to deliver another pizza that was in my car (which was a lie). Geese, I might have been out a whole $10! The wrong head was definately doing the thinking on that evening in my youth.