And another thing.

What is with all the ass kissing and licking. Did you people serve time and learn of the joy of tossing salad? Are you at least flavoring it with jelly or honey like on that cable show?

I thought the idea of kissing something thats seen more schlongs than a urinal was bad.

BUT PEOPLE WILLINGLY and boastful about it talk aboit licking ass and HAVING THEIR ASS LICKED. there is a place for people who like thwt and it is known as San Fransisco.

There is no way to logically justify eating a persons turd cutter. Those are for people who see dog shit on the grass and see an afternoon snack. You are eating the left over crumbs of a persons ass. Have the ones that do that not heard of tapeworms. You know dogs get worms wehn they eat or lick shit. Might as well just do a request for fresh colon droppings.

you ass eaters need Jesus, the lord our savior.

Brand ass new with two shit reviews and already trolling the forums.

Dear Silly Dorian Imposter:

Please die. Not you actually, just this handle and your hands.

Sincerely yours,

Venus

If Jesus was around he'd probably be looking for some freaky things to do himself. I'm not bible thumper but I think he hung around with a whore at one point. I'm sure she was eating some ass at times on the job, maybe even the man himself. It's a hot motherfucker over there too, and you couldn't bathe right either. So she was eating some funky ass. Let's all pray and give thanks for showers and a.c. for today's ass lickers.

Just don't dfk the ladies who eat ass. That's hobby rule #4 I think.

Nobody cares bout ur opinion sweetie. Haven't you noticed?

You don't know what one does with their mouth and pussy unless it's written in a review, so to claim to know such is impotent. What about what they do in their private lives... you'd be surprised.

You eat ass at home on the regukar dont you. I bet your breath is foul.

Who? Me?

Nobody cares bout ur opinion sweetie. Haven't you noticed? Originally Posted by SweetDulce

I don't think SHE has.

The dangers are real people!!

This poor guy gained a new story to tell......That he doesn't want to tell anyone.
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I've eaten some sweet ass recently and it was delicious.

It was near closing time or I'da gone for seconds.

I think the lady enjoyed it.

Well....she didn't stop me.

I've eaten some sweet ass recently and it was delicious.

It was near closing time or I'da gone for seconds.

I think the lady enjoyed it.

Well....she didn't stop me. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

So did it tastes like a Hershey bar? Was it with or without almonds.

So did it tastes like a Hershey bar? Was it with or without almonds. Originally Posted by D.G.

It tasted:

like home made simple syrup for margaritas

like maple syrup without the maple

sweeter than the dew on a Honeysuckle vine

To complement the sweetness, I'd occasionally occasionally lap up the snatch water dripping from above.

It was all quite the delicacy.

Edit: I pray for the chance to do it again.

DG....I would say this hobby is not for you.
ENJOY THE PLEASURES THAT YOU'RE NOT GETTING AT HOME, OR STAY AT HOME.