Providing as an Olympic Sport...

I read this article about fans wanting to make Pole Dancing an Olympic Sport and I thought ... our providers and much more talented than pole dancers ... how would you judge pole dancing or Providing as an Olympic Judge? What would the competitions consist of?

http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/olympi...2.1516643.html

Dude.... BBBJNQNS = 10.... Points off for: gagging, spitting, dripping, drooling, etc.

But the East German judges are always sooooo critical!

I'm an amateur judge. I avoided going pro just in case it became an olympic event.

How about:

Synchronized fucking
100 Meter Cash and Dash
Cum Shot Put
Equestrian events involving a sybian saddle

The biathlon could take on a whole new meaning.

How about Sybian Bobsledding?