A man is walking in the wood with a very young woman, mabye sixteen. All of the sudden the woman starts crying wildly. The man looks at her and says "Why are you crying, I the one who has to walk out of hear alone?"
This is in very poor taste and I am closing it. Another Mod can reopen if he thinks I am wrong. I can't think of any answer to the OP that is not forbidden on ECCIE.