CAPTION THIS (Holiday Edition): Christmas In Connecticut (1945)

tia travels's Avatar
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Woman: "When you said you were frying up Santa Sausage...I didn't really think you meant REAL Santa."
normalguy21's Avatar
When i said pan out i meant for the camera man to widen the shot . Damm !!
Woman: Do you want me to lick that pan clean?
Why do I need to learn to cook? Someday I will have a ranch with servants in the "Big Valley "
Dorian Gray's Avatar
Yes, I know what a frying pan is, & no, I'm still not touching it.
dtymh55's Avatar
It's green eggs and ham,And am Sam I Am.
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  • Tetas
  • 12-08-2014, 12:51 PM
"I've never seen a pancake penis before...can i touch it?"
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Originally Posted by tia travels
This is 1945, women still need to know how to use one of these