The schoolchildren began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red.....................Cherry
Yellow...................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange ...............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled,
'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!
The teacher had to leave the room!
