After getting my butt handed to me for the last two weeks, I've decided that I don't really feel like working next week. I need a break because the majority of the patients that I'm seeing lately are complete idiots, hypochondriacs, or drug seekers.
Here's my proposal to my fellow degenerates...If you take care of my manly needs over the next week with multiple providers of my choice, I will return to the healing superstar that I normally am and will let you all live vicariously through my adventures, I'm claiming that this is the first part of Obamacare. Let's heal the healers first.
Please contribute to my fund and watch how much happier my posts will be on the boards for a good couple of week, I take cash donations, or specific times given by the ladies, Please speak among yourselves to determine the level of my upcoming joyous week,
Thank you for your time and support. I'm sure you can deduct from you taxes as well,