Marriage Verse Hobbying Survey Says....

Yearly Cost to have a wife (Five Year Average)

Auto (Daily Driver) Replaced every 5 years $4,000.00
Auto (Weekend Sports Car) Replaced every 5 years $7,500.00
Auto Registration $130.00
Auto Insurance $1,450.00
Toll Tags $360.00
Fuel $1,680.00
Medical Insurance $3,672.00
Life Insurance $480.00
Medicines $1,800.00
Medical Expenses $720.00
Counseling & Dermatology $12,600.00
Travel (Plane Flights) $4,500.00
Cell Phone $1,080.00
Massages $1,800.00
Birthday & Anniversary Gifts, Dinners, Cards $5,000.00
Flowers $600.00
IRA $4,000.00
Subscriptions $140.00
Mother In Law Expenses $3,000.00
Brothers, Sisters & Her Family $11,200.00
Credit Cards $48,800.00
Cash $7,200.00

Total: $121,712.00

Hobby Budget (Five Year Average)

50 weeks per year (Two Week Vacation) 5 days per week @ $300.00 per day
$75,000.00
Travel, Dinner, Hotel, Flights, Gifts
$15,000.00

Total: $90,000.00

I'm saving over $30,000.00 Per Year!

What are the advantages and disadvantages of having a wife verses just hobbying? For those of you who do both, that's another thread!

I was married for 27 years and while it ended money was never an issue. For 20 years it was very happy. I wouldn't trade those years for a thousand sessions with a provider. To me there is no comparison.

Give me love, passion, compassion, truth and open communication on a day-in day-out basis over an "act". It's just a matter of finding the right woman, I thought I had, but we all know how that sometimes goes. I'm an eternal optimist I guess, but I want a woman to spend my life with. I hobby for fun and release until I find "the one".

Very well put ScubaBad!!

Give me love, passion, compassion, truth and open communication on a day-in day-out basis over an "act". It's just a matter of finding the right woman, I thought I had, but we all know how that sometimes goes. I'm an eternal optimist I guess, but I want a woman to spend my life with. I hobby for fun and release until I find "the one". Originally Posted by ScubaBad

I TOTALLY agree! I just can't make up my mind with which one!?

Thy pussy is my Shepard; I shall fear no pimps
She maketh me lie down in motels
She leadeth me to orgasm city
She restoreth my penal dysfunction
She leadeth me toward multiple hour appointments

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of STD’S
I will fear no evil. For thy pussy be with me
Thy clitoris and thy breasts comfort me
Thou preparest a condom for me, with the drapes open
Thou annointest my member with lubricant, my boner be slick

Surely happiness and feelings of fofillment shall follow me all the days of my hobby, and I will dwell in the house of the provider forever!

Amen

I was married too, but for me it was the most hellish misery I have ever had to endure.

Personally, I do not see any advantage to marriage.

Frankly, I do not see any real purpose to it either.

The world is already overpopulated as it is.

I was married for 27 years and while it ended money was never an issue. For 20 years it was very happy. I wouldn't trade those years for a thousand sessions with a provider. To me there is no comparison. Originally Posted by burkalini

One of the best things about marriage-24/7 access to sex

One of the best things about marriage-24/7 access to sex
Originally Posted by Sweet N Little

I'm waiting for the theme from "Twilight Zone" to start with Rod Sterling talking about an alternate universe.

I was OK with the "For Better" it's the "Worse" that took me down!

It's not either, or.... you can do both.

It's not either, or.... you can do both. Originally Posted by Lone Oak

I use to think that till I met her attorney!

One of the best things about marriage-24/7 access to sex Originally Posted by Sweet N Little

Not in my previous lives!

Great pic, BTW!!

Sent to me by one of our providers. I'll let her chime in if she wants to take credit! Its a dandy!


The Benjamin is my shepard, I shall fear no wallet
he maketh me lie down in motels
he leadeth me to the shower
he restoreth my cellphone service
he leadeth me to his hotel room
Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of LE
I will fear no handcuffs. For p411 be with me
Thy benjamins and thy discretion comfort me
thou preparest me for the full 60 minutes
thou annointest me with semen, my mouth be open
Surely happiness and feelings of paying my bills shall follow me all the days of
my providership and I will dwell in my own house, paid for by you, forever!
Amen

Give me love, passion, compassion, truth and open communication on a day-in day-out basis over an "act". It's just a matter of finding the right woman, I thought I had, but we all know how that sometimes goes. I'm an eternal optimist I guess, but I want a woman to spend my life with. I hobby for fun and release until I find "the one". Originally Posted by ScubaBad

Agreed! People are too dumb to realize you can't buy that, yet still chase that dragon.