01. Grab boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people’s carts when they aren’t looking.
02. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
04. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?”
05. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
06. Re-alphabitize" the CD's in Electronics.
07. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
08. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say, “PICK ME! PICK ME!”
09. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if they have any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
10. Go into a fitting room and yell loudly, “Hey! We’re out of toilet paper in here!”
Enjoy yourself.
Be safe.
Stay cool.
Setty