A REDNECK was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.
'Twenty dollars,' she whispers.
Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the heck, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes.
They're in there for only a minute when all of a sudden a light shines on them. It is a police officer.
The officer asks, 'What’s going on here, people?'
'I'm making love to my wife!' Bubba answers sounding annoyed.
'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know.'
Bubba says, 'Well, neither did I, til ya shined that light in her face.'