Historical Euphemisms for Fuckin'

Came across this the other day, thought it may be relevant here. A few old fashioned slang terms for sex:
http://mentalfloss.com/article/57872...last-600-years

My favorite of the bunch is "Shot twixt wind and water". Poetically dirty and anatomically accurate in one little package.

At the opposite end, "Make feet for children's stockings" is kinda creepy.

I love that magazine. And I let my subscription lapse.

Interesting article. I love archaic terms and words.

Not sure of any other phrases for sex, but my favorite archaic word (and many of you have probably seen me use it) is swive.

Great topic.