Lets take out the center street dam and make a area for drunken inexperienced rented personal water craft operators to cause big f ing problems in a river thats nothing but farm chemicals and manure from up stream hog confinements .
Hell i will even throw in its cold 8 months out of the year and also that with the changing weather patterns and the fact that the des moines river is a army corps flood project needing a budget druaght .
HEY IVE GOT A BRIGHT F ING IDEA !
Couldnt a glory hole be called a JACK HATCH ?
Hey ive got a great idea lets get DEF LEPORD play the fair twice this year.
Hey ive got a great idea i should spell more words wrong so you have to work at reading the types B.S so you wont forget .
Everything and i mean everything is so pc correct any more nothiingg stands out .
Hey i have a idea >