31 MILLION DOLLAR PENIS[true story]

www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2011/08/man_sues_gretna_police_in_cani .html

OMG Im dying here but if I comment Ill get banned. You know that feeling when you gotta pee really really bad in a meeting but you cant leave and your clenching it together to hold it in painfully and holding your knees together, well thats how Im feeling and wanting to just say it!F&*K ME!

Now I bet he applies for some sort of disability too, so the taxpayers will continue to pay for that penis for years to come. I shall digress now

HOLY SHIT look who's back !

Oh geez, just gotta mess with you for a few days. Someone has to challenge you on these posts, it looks like its been pretty boring around here. All that honey baby mushy talk and whining going on.

Oh and it was no secret or conspiracy to disrupt the order of this hooker board lol, the mods knew who I was right away, I have no need or desire to BS anyone, just having some fun with it. Might make it a lil interesting for the next few days. Ive had a while to think about a few topics that make you go hmmm.

Well that had to hurt. Millitary and LE K-9's are quite smart though almost uncanny. I once saw this. Two Security officers in the millitary one had a K-9. The Officer who had the K-9 said his dog was so smart he knew which keys were his. We all thought BS. well he laid his keys on a table and another officer laid his keys down on the table. The Dog's name was Baron. The Officer said get my Keys Baron we got to go. That Fuckin dog took the right keys. Iam still dumb founded till this day.

well my queen of bitches i am glad to see you back, even if it is for a short while lol!

LOWGEAR, where do you find this stuff? first the vagina thing, now a pecker...OUCH!

I DOUBT the guy will get 31 million,because he ain't got no HARD evidence

good one low!

baron has a smart nose!

baron has a smart nose! Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm

That and he knows the word " Keys"