Dallas you may wanna defend yourself

Houston has started a preemptive strike.

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2093728

Defcon 4

Houston = The arm pit of Texas

Seriously OP? How old are you?

Silly

Where is New Caney?

Where is New Caney? Originally Posted by KittyLamour

East of The Woodlands and north of Houston

East of The Woodlands and north of Houston Originally Posted by motor

Wait a min... OP, you came all the way to Dallas Coed with this? Dallas is occupied being Hobby Heaven...

Houston = The arm pit of Texas Originally Posted by downtownfellow

Still better than Dallas.

Where is New Caney? Originally Posted by KittyLamour

Google it. You might want to retire there.

Who gives a shit OP?

Still better than Dallas

Google it. You might want to retire there. Originally Posted by pyramider

Not interested. I have plans to disappear in Costa Rica although nowhere in the near future. Thanks anyways.

I do beg to differ on the better than Dallas comment. By what standards do you mean better? Better traffic? Better heat or Better humidity?

There is nothing here requiring me to provide a defense. The dragon cares not for the acorn. It is but a nut, the beast is but a monster, busy eating villages and snatching ladies off to his lair.

How bout neither...

Comparing Houston to Dallas is like comparing hemorrhoids to anal fissures.

As my pappy used to say. "If God was going to give Texas an enema, Houston is where he would stick it"