So there's a layer of ice on the road with about 3-4 inches of snow on top of that, and I wake up this morning with the idea that it's not safe enough to drive to work. Ten minutes later, I catch myself thinking my favorite strip club would be fun, then I realize my favorite amp girl would surely be available. Maybe even my favorite indy provider would have a last minute cancellation and she could work me in.
It's a 12 mile drive to work, and about a 20 mile drive to my favorite strip club, but somehow I reason that the 20 mile drive is safe while the 12 mile drive is dangerous.
So do you see my dilemma? Sometimes, it sucks to be a man. Maybe I'll go fishing instead.