Funny thing happened on the way to an incall...Near misses, close calls, etc...

I had this near miss, actually it was a direct hit to someone who just doesn't give a damn (thank goodness), a couple of months ago...

I made the mistake of carrying on 3 separate texting conversations at once. One to my best friend's Big-Mouthed Gossiping Can't Keep Her Mouth Shut old lady, another with my mom, and a third with a regular provider I see every couple of months and was seeing later in the day.

Now the third convo was of the extreme sexting nature back and forth and after I had fired back what I was gonna do to her $300 per hour ass I hit SEND...Immediately I broke into a sweat, the kind you have in a near miss accident on the freeway, knowing I just fired off a raunchy text to the wrong person...You can't imagine the relief I felt when I realized it went to my Mom and not my BF's big-mouthed old lady !!

After a delay, Mom texted back, "No wonder you don't come by for dinner as much !!"

Lmao!!! That's why I have two phones.

Its nice to have a mom that understands your needs.

Omg thats awesome. Nice handle btw

Lmao!