Instant HIV test

. This article is from last year.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1646648.html and so is this one http://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/04/he...oval.html?_r=0


Clients and providers : would you ever try and get the other to take one of these tests before engaging in sex?

keep in mind BBFS is not always done on purpose, some times condoms break or "heat of the moment."

Stupidity is one hell of a disease...

"heat of the moment"? You realize it takes like 20 minutes for results with that new oral test right, where is the "heat of the moment".


~Hey baby you look amazing.~

~hehe thanks, lets get comfortable, but first open up i have this thing and I need to test you~

~Uh okay... so now that its over how about you suck my dick~

~We have to wait for the test results, so how was your day blah blah blah~

15 minutes later
~ so... thanks for the life story, that test done yet i'm losing my half chub over here~

~ just a few more minutes~

~Oh what the fuck...~

~Ok its all clear, so as of at least 6 months ago you're clean of this one thing, but nothing else~

~ Great lets get busy~

~ okay you have 40 minutes left, lets start, oh and i need 40 bucks extra for that test, thanks hun~


GREAT IDEA!!!!



While I love the idea of the test, its just not practical.

boredom can some times lead to nonsense


Wasn't it in Das boot where one guy said to another seaman " I have hair in my nose, you have hair in your ass, let's weave them together."

side note , I would take the test if offered it.


"By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest." ~ Confucius.

I didn't try any of these

You can even get the same mouth swab kit they use in hospitiols at walgreens/cvs for like 125

I do my tests quarterly as part of regular blood work drawn for lipids etc.. my insurance covers it.. yeah you could do on the spot testing as they do in porn-BUT you forget a lot of diseases have latency periods-I believe HIV is something like 7 years... SO an on the spot test may not tell you the complete story...

you forget a lot of diseases have latency periods-I believe HIV is something like 7 years... SO an on the spot test may not tell you the complete story... Originally Posted by nosweat

Not quite. HIV can remain asymptomatic for several years, but the general rule for a long time was it wouldn't show up on a test for 6 months. I believe some advances have reduced that window, but I'm too lazy to look it up right now.

Not quite. HIV can remain asymptomatic for several years, but the general rule for a long time was it wouldn't show up on a test for 6 months. I believe some advances have reduced that window, but I'm too lazy to look it up right now. Originally Posted by Trespasser

I believe 6 months is still the safe standard unless a DNA test is performed which I think has a less then 1 percent incorrect result at 7-10 days. I also believe this is the test porn stars and legal brothels use.

Oh and I got that off the DOD Veteran Affairs website. I already closed the window.