Tha truth IS out thar!

Which states gots tha biggest tallywhackers! And it looks like ev'rythang ain't bigger in Tejas.

If we're talking about the size of tallywhackers, shouldn't this be in Coed? Ijs

They ain't necessarily hobby tallywhackers, l'il missy. Could be civilian.

Could it be that Texans simply expect to get larger things by default?

I mean when you got big and huge, then doesn't big become average?

DD, you mean to tell us that your hot pocket poker isn't as big as yer belt buckle or yer cowboy hat? Oh, the dissapointment.

Hmmm ... dating in the civilian world has always turned up pretty good sized tallywhackers for me! Maybe I'm just lucky

DD, you mean to tell us that your hot pocket poker isn't as big as yer belt buckle or yer cowboy hat? Oh, the dissapointment. Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi

Ah'm hung like a tuna can, sugartits.

Sorry, Charlie.

At first I thought it was bad news when my girlfriend told me that her plastic surgeon "hung" himself!

Oh well!