A FEW ANAL JOKES .. - ECCIE Worldwide

Whats the difference between ORAL SEX and ANAL SEX?
One makes your whole day, and the other makes your hole weak

Here is another one ..

An ACORN employee in Philadelphia goes to jail for Voter fraud. They put him in a cell with a three hundred pound guy thick as a tree trunk with a shaved head and prison tattoos. Having heard what happens to new guys in prison and being nervous, he figures he had better introduce himself. He extends his hand and says with a quivering voice, "Hi my name is Jack Hawkins."
The big guy extends his hand and says by way of introduction, "Turner Brown." Little Jack Hawkins passes out. The big guy puts him on a bunk and waits for him to come to.
Why did you pass out?" the huge convict asked.
Hawkins replies, "What did you say your name was?"
"Turner Brown," he replies.
"Oh God," little Jack said. "I thought you said 'TURN AROUND'"

Okay last one ..

There was a husand, wife, and the husbands freind Robert. Husband wanted to go fishing but wife didnt want to.
"You can go fishing or have anal sex or have oral sex." he said to his wife
"I dont want to do any of those things." replied wife.
"I am going to gather my fishing gear. when I come back you better have and answer." said husband.
Husband spent about five minutes gathering fishing gear.
He came back and said "you have an aswer?"
"Ok... oral sex" Wife got on her knees and husband dropped his pants.
"Ew it tastes like crap!" said wife.
"Yeah... Robert didnt want to go fishing either."