Just been feeling like doing something out of the norm lately. Like having sex in the car, in a movie theatre, at a park, in a dressing room......really want to accomplish at least one of those......
I know stick your cock in the popcorn box and ask her if she wants some. (Fuck that sounded like it was right out of some creepy movie.) Then ask her if she wants some topping on the popcorn. (It just gets worse.) Well you did say kinky.
I think there are churches that show "drive in" movies in their parking lots during the summer.....hmmm...maybe kill 3 birds with one pop....er...I mean stone?