What sends you running?

For the gents

What are the words and phases that push you away make you less likely to call?
If possible cut and paste (without attribution please)
My first:

“So if you what it, babes, Then come and get it because I'm waiting for YOU… and I'm already Hot and Bothered.

They say I'm erotic, exotic, sexy, classy, charming, intelligent, insatiable, great smile, G*F*E, and all that Jazz…

But, I'm more interested in YOU. I want to see that smile of yours, watch you loosen up that tie, then I want YOU to show me what you got ! And I promise, I'll show you mine… you know you're gonna like it. Scratch that, you're gonna LOVE IT!

No Need To Waste Time Scouring ALLTHOSE OTHER ADS... if YOU are a Mature Professional Then I'm The One For YOU.”

Good thread

Here are some examples....

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CUM N LET ME TREAT U LIKE A KING.......

ALWAYS safe TOP notch Quality TOP notch ENJOYMENT..... sweet & classy ****!HOTTIE!****

100% INDEPENDENT -

NO games - NO drama - NO hassles -

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Beautiful, classy, independent, professional, prompt, passionate, non-rushed sessions, no hassles, no unwanted suprises! REAL PICS!!! No upselling, NO DRAMA! YoUr FaNtAsY giRL iS hErE! LoOk NO FuRtHeR... Available for in/out 24/7. Located near SW Houston. !!!HuMp DaY sPeCiALz!!! !75!75!75!75!75!75!75!75!\90/90/90/90/90/90/90/90/90/90/90/90/)140.140.140.140.140.140.140.
*InCaLL*________ CaLL tO iNqUiRe FuRtHeR iNfO. & bOoKiNg. *I oNLy NeEd 30-1hr NoTiCe

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Gentlemen!! YOUNG ASIAN SUPER MODEL!! DIAMOND GIRL!! AGE (21) REAL PHOTO!! VERY PRETTY!!SEXXY HOT BODY!!SEXXY LONG LEGS!! HER YOUNG GENIUS SUPER SERVICE WILL SURPRISE YOU!! YOU WILL RETURN TO HER !! ============================== ============================== ============== CICI!! ASIAN HOTTE!!PRETTY SEXXY HOT BODY!! BEST GFE !! SOME EXTRA SERVICE in PLAY !! VERY GOOD SERVICE!! ( NO RUSH ) YOU WILL SATISFY by HER PERFECT SERVICE !! ============================== ============================== ===============2 GIRLS 2 DIFFERENT SUPER SERVICE!! COME & CHECK IT !! ============================== ============================== ============== CALL NOW!! WALKIN ARE WELCOME!! DON'T MISS THE SUPER SERVICE!! FREE TABLE SHOWER!! VIP ROOMS!! ATM 24/7

This should be interesting...

HER YOUNG GENIUS SUPER SERVICE WILL SURPRISE YOU!! YOU WILL RETURN TO HER !! Originally Posted by enderwiggin

I hate to quote my own post, but this line in particular is blissful.

TREAT YOUZ LIKE A KING

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Youz guys, stop coping my website text.

Super service reminds me of an old 3 stooges episode. LOL.

I would think that when someone adds '100% real pics' in their ads, that would send one running or at least questioning why they feel the need to add it..

Youz guys, stop coping my website text. Originally Posted by Nicolette Bordeauxva

If it is a target rich environment ……

Oh my. . . the grammar! (English minor here)

Oh my. . . the grammar! (English minor here) Originally Posted by Eliza

Grammar, spelling, language rules?
Engineer here (well undergrad anyways)

Grammar, spelling, language rules?
Engineer here (well undergrad anyways) Originally Posted by terbul

All of them! Ever since I had a particularly influential English teacher in high school, I became somewhat of a grammar/spelling/etc. bitch. It's just a personal pet peeve. The internet drives me crazy since it seems that basic writing skills tend to get sucked into a giant black hole never to return. Don't even get me started on tHe g!rLs wh0 tYpE liK3 Thi5.

Which reminds me, a very warm thank you to all the ladies and gentlemen on this forum who type wonderfully!

All of them! Ever since I had a particularly influential English teacher in high school, I became somewhat of a grammar/spelling/etc. bitch. It's just a personal pet peeve. The internet drives me crazy since it seems that basic writing skills tend to get sucked into a giant black hole never to return. Don't even get me started on tHe g!rLs wh0 tYpE liK3 Thi5.

Which reminds me, a very warm thank you to all the ladies and gentlemen on this forum who type wonderfully! Originally Posted by Eliza

Ditto!

Even with the FREE spellcheck and grammar tools that are available!