Benjamin Franklin, Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress (1745).

https://www.swarthmore.edu/SocSci/bd...cs/51-fra.html

"when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good."

nice.

" ..the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement. "

LOL, Ben definitely preferred the older providers; but I daresay the use of a basket now a days may be somewhat frowned upon.

Those must have been some big baskets.

Those must have been some big baskets. Originally Posted by TailHooked

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You never fail to get me to laugh Joey. That was some basket.

Or as another said: "They don't smell, they don't swell, they never tell, and they're grateful as hell."