Perfect Penis

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The Perfect Penis

Curious about what the ladies consider a perfect penis? When you whip out yours, do the ladies swoon or wince?

Seeing the variety of her favorite toys and how she uses them, should give you a clear indication of what she will get excited about or should it? It might baffle you even more when you ask several ladies to fill you in on their favorites.

Men are used to looking at the visual the Pornos portray as the perfect penis, the one women usually wince at.

Truth: The secret to a perfect penis is gauging your size and using it properly...

Let's just explore the size factor alone without considering girth or curve:

Small and mighty:


The Hook Position the_hook_200.png


She lies on her back with you on top. Hook her legs up over your shoulders for deeper penetration, giving you complete control.

She'll love it because:

If you are not terribly well-endowed, it’s a good position for maximum penetration. A tip to remember for this and other positions: Crossing her ankles (in this case, behind your neck) helps tighten the vaginal canal. It’s also a great way to squeeze you in and make you feel fuller inside her. Your scrotum brushes against her bottom with each stroke and she can reach forward to cup your testicles while you message to her breasts with your hands. In this position the blood will rush to her extremities like her nipples, making them highly sensitive.


Awesome Average


Doggy Style Positiondoggy_200.png

She kneels on all fours; you stand behind her and penetrate, holding her hips to move her back and forth. Vary the technique by her lying facedown, flat on the bed, with her legs spread apart while you lie on top of her or her standing up, hands touching the floor with you standing behind her and penetrating. If it feels like you are penetrating too deeply, lift her bottom.

She'll love it because:

This deep penetration is deliciously primitive because it’s the way animals do it. It’s you at your most dominant and her at your most submissive and vulnerable -- which plays nicely into any similarly themed fantasies. The sight of your penis pumping in and out of her vagina will visually excite you. Her bottom pressing against your testicles provides additional stimulation, and her orgasm feels extra intense because you are hitting the G-spot. You can also easily reach around to play with her clitoris


Big Boy


Reverse Cowgirl Positionreverse_cowgirl_200.png

You lie back; she faces your feet and lowers herself onto your penis with her knees bent and her calves folded toward you. While she hangs on to your thighs for support as you lie back and relish the steamy sight of her bottom lifting up and down and swinging from side to side before you.

She'll love it because:

No face-to-face contact means you can feel but not see your partners face, which is fabulous for fantasies. She can either sit up or lean forward resting her weight on your hands to expose both her vulva and anus for your visual feast.


Sledgehammer Large


The Slide Positionthe_slide_200.png


He kneels on a hard surface in a praying position, keeping his back straight. You lie in front of him with your genitals facing his direction. He then lifts your legs up to his shoulders, so your weight is supported on your shoulders. Shifting his erection downward, he penetrates you. He holds you in position by wrapping his arms around your upper thighs.

She'll love it because:

The Slide is successful because it’s a position in which you can penetrate her shallowly. Since all of the vagina’s nerve endings are located within an inch or so of its entrance this technique works by focusing on her supersensitive nerve endings with what also happens to be your most sensitive part: the head of your penis.

Now that I caught you starring at your penis fantasizing about what you are going to do with it....

Jules Milano
www.julesmilano.rare-courtesan.com
runswithscissors's Avatar
Thank you, Jules, I think; I am in the Admirals Lounge at the airport and will have to remain seated because I am in the upright position.....

Hope to see you soon to test your theories.......
TaylorMaiden29's Avatar
I love the shaft shaved. Is that a choice?
runswithscissors's Avatar
I love the shaft shaved. Is that a choice? Originally Posted by TaylorMaiden29
I have a shaven shaft and I dare you to say that five times fast
Elephant's Avatar
Nice!! Thanks Jules...

.... because I am in the upright position..... Originally Posted by runswithscissors
Makes two of us!!
austinkboy's Avatar
anyone have a good (safe) way of shaving shaft? my eyes are not what they used to be, and i seem to have hair in stranger, darker, harder to reach places these days... the left side (I am right handed) of shaft is especially trying.
harkontume's Avatar
Dont use a straight razor!
not prudent
  • Paven
  • 09-10-2010, 03:02 PM
I have a shaven shaft and I dare you to say that five times fast Originally Posted by runswithscissors
I almost spit out my Hawaiian Punch on my monitor after reading that!
blenderhead's Avatar
So this is what my life has become. Reading threads about shaft shaving. Where did things go so wrong?

A disposable BIC works fine, BTW.
Dude has a nice tan.

I notice that the more sex he has, the larger his penis becomes. Starts small, and by the time he has transitioned a few positions, he is large. Also, the cowlick he was sporting in the mid-size positions has gone away with his transition to Sledgehammer. I now have greater insight into grooming issues, as well as how I wound up in my size category.
Carl's Avatar
  • Carl
  • 09-10-2010, 06:18 PM
I have been told by many women that I have a model penis.

A small replica of the real thing.
I almost spit out my Hawaiian Punch on my monitor after reading that! Originally Posted by Paven
The bad thing is I actually tried saying it 5 times, lol!
NipLover's Avatar
I have the perfect penis. Just sayin...
SofaKingFun's Avatar
My penis isn't perfect. It can be a real fuckin' dick at times.

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Mature Companion's Avatar

Curious about what the ladies consider a perfect penis? Originally Posted by julesmilano

Size doesn't matter to me. As long as the d*ck provides a different feeling while in different positions. Soft when it needs to be & hard when it's suppose to be. That's a perfect d*ck!
I've yet to encounter a d*ck that didn't satisfy me!

I take that back. I found one. Wasn't the least bit happy with that prick of d*ck.