Massage Envy

Realize it’s highly unlikely to find anything other than a massage at places like massage envy, but does anyone have a recommendation based on a therapist they’ve seen there?
I highly recommend you go somewhere else. Maybe, some place where the clock starts when the massage starts. Or, maybe, a place where they actually give you a massage.

I've been multiple times, to multiple locations. And, ALL of them burn at least 15 minutes, talking about "your needs, what places need extra attention". ALL of them spent more effort making sure the drape was securely tucked to ensure my privacy, than they spent actually working on the massage.
Agree! Avoid even for a legit massage. Over priced.
Yep. Like trying to win the lotto at ME