Self Abuse

When does self abuse cross into perversion?

Beating the meat?
Choking the chicken?
Spancking the monkey?
Whacking oneself?
Whipping one's own ass?
Dressing like a pinata and walking down the street?

When it involves a baseball bat.....ijs

if I do it, it's normal.
If I wont, it's perverted.

Its hard to whip one's own ass, but I'd be more than happy to whip it for said person.

Being half Mexican, I love the pinata idea. But, we use baseball bats to hit the sucker.

Batter up?

Mmmm I like the base ball bat idea. I'll furnish the bat ...slugger

I'd say it's when a modtard decides to impose his own definition of perversion amongst the masses by issuing excessive points and closing a thread on a relevant topic that he thincks is perverse. Abuse is sure to follow. Self abuse would be more than appropriate. I have a baseball bat he can use.

use mine

Is weed whacking perverse?

I wouldn't feel safe walking into a room with all these thugs without a bat.

I wouldn't feel safe walking into a room with all these thugs without a bat. Originally Posted by Ansley

Or a really big cucumber.

Is weed whacking perverse? Originally Posted by pyramider

No, but where I come from, it is a MAJOR party-foul.

opps got caught stealing a baseball bat

whats your points?

Is weed whacking perverse? Originally Posted by pyramider

Am I going to need a weed whacker for you?


SnL.....I want that!!! I know many a bitchboy I could use that on.

Enough...