Fantasy Nights

Twistedm3tal's Avatar
This place was nasty as hell. Sorry to be rude but The women were not my type at all. Right when I was about to leave one of the strippers cornerd me and pressed her body up against mine. My back was against the wall i felt like a cornered animal and she was the predator. She started asking me questions.

I wanted to leave but i also didnt want to be rude so i talked to her for a bit.

Then i said you know what im gonna go get another drink. When she gave me some space i ran (not walked) out of the place.

I dont know how much lap dances were i wouldnt even take one even if it was free.

So i left and went to paradise found it was much better. Its also more expensive but you get what you pay for. The girls were very beautiful and amazing bodies. I had 3 lapdances with gorgeous girls.
jimichanga's Avatar
This place was nasty as hell. Sorry to be rude but The women were not my type at all. Right when I was about to leave one of the strippers cornerd me and pressed her body up against mine. My back was against the wall i felt like a cornered animal and she was the predator. She started asking me questions.
. Originally Posted by Twistedm3tal
woah , STRANGER DANGER! would have promptly explained about boundaries and asked her to please remove her woman parts off of my body.
Then politely inform this young lady I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine
'Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie
I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me cookie
Plastic Man's Avatar
sexual harassment nevers ...be funny
Capt. Hooker's Avatar
LOL You were fresh meat. Only 10 a song, should have tried one, might have a different opinion........LOL
Capt. Hooker's Avatar
I mean 15 a song.......CHEAP
offshoredrilling's Avatar
So how long have ya owned part of paradise found?
Paradise is too expensive - bargin with girls at fantasy !!
Hard2Kill's Avatar
The last thing I want to do is be rude to a stripper. The whole thing is not very believable
rooster's Avatar
It sounds entirely believable to me. The place is a total shithole and the gals are high-volume skanks. Summa you cucks will pull yer joint out anywhere, no matter how nasty the place is. But it sounds like Twisted ain't one of y'all. Smart man.

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Twistedm3tal's Avatar
The last thing I want to do is be rude to a stripper. The whole thing is not very believable Originally Posted by Hard2Kill
Why its not believable there are nice people like me in the world?

I usually try to be polite to everyone, including strippers. I mean theyre people too. If a ugly nasty girl asks me if i want a lapdance i usually say “ no thank you i just had one but maybe later” or ill say “im gonna have some more drinks first maybe later”

I never just straight up so “no” because its kind of mean IMO.
Twistedm3tal's Avatar
I mean 15 a song.......CHEAP Originally Posted by Capt. Hooker
Even if its cheap i still dont want it. My mentality is if i am paying money then she better look hot and sexy. If shes gross then im not gonna give her a dime.

Im not gonna sit there with a limp dick just to save a few bucks.
Twistedm3tal's Avatar
It sounds entirely believable to me. The place is a total shithole and the gals are high-volume skanks. Summa you cucks will pull yer joint out anywhere, no matter how nasty the place is. But it sounds like Twisted ain't one of y'all. Smart man.

. Originally Posted by rooster

I know right. Did you ever drive down the street and see a disgusting fat STD infested toothless drug user blowing guys for 10 bucks. I always ask myself jesus “who would touch her thats disgusting”

Well there are men who would do it because its cheap YOLO.

No thanks i would rather pay $120 to an escort thats smokin hot. Ya feel me fam?
Hard2Kill's Avatar
Sorry I am sceptical about some stuff I read on here. This board can be a schillfest. I don't doubt the place is a shit hole. Club booths are all pretty disgusting. Good luck being nice to these pushy strippers. I give respect when it's deserved. Some don't deserve it
I never just straight up so “no” because its kind of mean IMO.
I'm with ya man. I don't see any reason to be mean/rude to another provider or stripper. They're just trying to drum up business, and sell me a service. If I'm not interested, I thank them for the offer and politely decline. It's not like I'm all that to look at either - otherwise I wouldn't need this hobby.
offshoredrilling's Avatar

No thanks i would rather pay $120 to an escort thats smokin hot. Ya feel me fam? Originally Posted by Twistedm3tal
good luck with that please report thank you