Have you ever wondered what is the difference between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here one example:
There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time -- pancakes, ice cream, candy-- just him and his granddaughter. One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of bed.
He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast. When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed.
"Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.
“Not really, PaPa, it was boring. We didn't see a single asshole, dickhead, horse's ass, socialist left wing commie, blind bastard, dipshit, or son of a bitch anywhere we went! We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn't have any fun at all.”
Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
- oral_dlites
- 04-10-2014, 11:02 AM
- TRIN
- 04-10-2014, 05:39 PM
Priceless
- loveitdou
- 05-05-2014, 07:44 PM
Damn That's me
- FishGuy13
- 05-09-2014, 01:36 PM
Lol
- i'va biggen
- 05-09-2014, 03:54 PM
Made me so very proud..
- monalizza
- 05-11-2014, 01:40 AM
Its so great to read.
Nice post.
Thanks.
Nice post.
Thanks.
- Long nose
- 05-11-2014, 01:54 PM
LoL good one