Hot Babes In Roadway

I get email alerts from the Kansas Turnpike. One caught my eye today that said:

"HOT BABES IN ROADWAY"

Whoa, double take, where is this?

Then I re-read the subject line which now says "HAY BALES IN ROADWAY".

Crap. Wonder where my mind is today...

Let me know when they tell you where the freshest road kill can be found. Mmmm mmm! Gotta run right out and pick that up.

A horrific slut spill

http://www.theonion.com/video/vh1-re...causing,14390/

That's too funny.