I can feel your pain about hotels. The only thing I hate about them is the big, empty lobby trek, where there's noooooo traffic, where the elevator is hard to find, where you got that ridiculous looking desk clerk who's just about to ask you the ONLY question in the world that you don't want to hear....
"Can I help you?"
"Yeah, I am here to have hot, banging, sweaty sex with the girl in room 315. Can you tell me where the elevator is?" [angry sarcasm switch off]
Uhhh, no. You can help me by NOT helping me. The provider can help me too, by telling me BEFOREHAND where the damn elevator is before I walk in the building and risk making a fool of myself, not to mention drawing that awkward attention!!!
Other than that, hotels are perfectly fine.